January 2012
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I Am So Fucking Tired Right Now
Hello Internet. I’ve decided that I need to blog. Or, at the very least, ‘microblog’. I don’t care if you hate that term, I think it’s cute. I don’t know exactly what this blog will turn into, but I know that the vast majority of it will be typed with my thumbs, so I apologize in advance for any grammatical atrocities I commit. They weren’t in vain. I...
Jan 1st
April 2011
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ASCII Pronunciation Rules for Programmers →
I like to think some of the rare pronunciations are what programmer’s in the 70’s talked like. Yo Cracker Jack, I know why it’s not compiling. You left your spark-spot when you replaced Big Money with the double-glitch. And that conditional statement is one too short a pretzel, ya dig?” Scritch Scratch Stave Software Developer Intern
Apr 17th
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March 2011
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Mar 20th
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